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Monday, May 1, 2017

It says I can put it down the toilet on the label, damn it!

“Flushable wipes” have become one of the most annoying phrases I hear on a regular basis, and the cause of more than a few headaches and grey hair for me in recent years...  First off, let’s start with what these really are.

If you use them, then you already know what they are, but for the rest of the world that knows how to wipe their butt properly with just toilet paper, please allow me to explain.  These wipes, which are basically baby wipes are fibrous, moist, pleasant feeling wipes that folks use in place or in addition to toilet paper during their visit to the porcelain throne.  

The manufacturers of these wipes tout them as flushable.  Well yea, hell you can flush just about anything down the toilet, that doesn’t mean that you should.  Flushable only means that it won’t plug up the toilet, that doesn’t mean that it won’t damage wastewater lines in your home, or in the utility collection and pumping system that moves the mess from your home.

Currently there are several large lawsuits aimed at these manufactures to force the removal of the wording of flushable from the containers of these wipes.  Major cities, small cities, minor MUD’s etc. are all dealing with the effects of these wipes on their systems.  Millions of dollars are spent by some annually dealing with the damage and impairment these cause to the collection systems.  The customers are the ones who ultimately pay that price.  First, they pay for purchasing these ridiculous wipes in the first place, then they along with the customers that don’t flush them, pay in increased wastewater treatment costs.  Those costs pass right to the monthly customer bill in the form of increased baseline connection fees or higher usage fee’s.

So why the wipes?  I honestly don’t know.  I assume it’s because some people just are too lazy to do a decent job with the toilet paper.  I could understand using baby wipes on a baby, but an adult using them just boggles my mind.  Perhaps it’s another sign of the continued lazy way of life that has become the norm for so many people in industrialized countries around the world.

No matter the reason for their use, they should not be flushed.  Rather, throw them in the trashcan and then they can’t harm the wastewater system and your butt can be April fresh… so something.

I’m attaching a few links below so you can see what some of these wipes are capable of doing.
-Until next time